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Saturday, February 11, 2006


A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,

"Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom."How can that be if you've been married
ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be."

"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to

"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."

"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

"Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he
wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."

"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it."

"Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it."

"Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look."

"Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.... God, I
miss him!"

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Wonderful," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're with the Government.... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get

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