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Blonde Giggles


Name::mingsworld.com
From::california
A merry old soul dancing her life to the fullest!
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A merry old soul dancing her life to the fullest!
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Dumb Blonde
Cell Phone Blonde
Leaving for work early...
Killer Biscuits
At the Vet
The Blonde At Her 1st Football Game

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Sunday, August 27, 2006

Dumb Blonde


Dumb Blonde at Game show

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Thursday, January 05, 2006

Cell Phone Blonde

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Bee, something nice
for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cel phone.
He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features. Bee was
excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone. The next day
Bee went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her
husband on the other end. "Hi Bee," he said, "how do you like your new
phone?" Bee replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is
clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..."!
"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband. "How did you know I was at
Wal-Mart?"

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Monday, October 17, 2005

Leaving for work early...

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each
day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that,
when the boss left, they would leave right behind her.

After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they
went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening,
spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.

The redhead was delighted to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa
before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when
she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and
quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in
bed with her lady boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her
house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to
leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with
them. "No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday."

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Sunday, October 09, 2005

Killer Biscuits

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER IN DRIVE BY SHOOTING
(The actual AP headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, went to a nearby
supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting
in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both
hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
walked over to her car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she
looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay. Linda replied that she'd
been shot in the back of the head during a drive by shooting, and had been
holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors
were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on
the back! of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the
heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gun shot and the wad of dough
hit her in the back of
her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough
and thought it was her brains. She had initially passed out, but quickly
re-covered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone
noticed and came to her
aid.

And yes, Linda is a blonde.

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At the Vet

A Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle and a Great Dane found themselves in the
waiting room at the veterinary office.

Spaniel to the Poodle: "Why are you in here?"
Poodle: "Well, I peed in the house one too many times, and my owners
have decided it was time to put me to sleep.

Why are you here?"
Spaniel: "I've got a very bad temper, and I the other day I bit two of
the neighbor's kids. So, my owners are having me put to sleep too." He
turns to the Great Dane and asks,

"Why are you here?"
Great Dane: "Well my owner is a beautiful blonde who walks around the
house all day in the nude. Yesterday I couldn't take it any more and
when she was on her knees doing something on the floor, I mounted her."

Spanial: "So, why are you here?"
Great Dane: "I have to get my nails clipped."

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The Blonde At Her 1st Football Game

Here you go sports fans!

Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the football experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for
the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:

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'Get the quarterback!'
'Get the quarterback!'

I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

Love is above all,the gift of oneself.

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